But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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