its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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