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I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
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My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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