She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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