I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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