Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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