when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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