Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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