I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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