Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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