just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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