Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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