come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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