I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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