and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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