I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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