My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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