May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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