sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
