My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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