Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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