Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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I intend to get homeless drunk
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS