whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Randomize
