i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Jerry, you need to find god
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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