Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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