YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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