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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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