I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
third nipple confirmed
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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