A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
wow bdsm is so cute
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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