the day after is always just damage control
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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