Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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