Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
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An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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