Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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