Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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