Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She told me I should be a condom model.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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