Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
