then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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