im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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