Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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