Non-Jews are for practice
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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