she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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