pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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