absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
