hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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