I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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