i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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