So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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