whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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