Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
They took my balls.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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