if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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