He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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