Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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