I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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