RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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