i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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