The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize