Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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